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Buried AliveBuried AliveBuried Alive by ~theGhostofElvis
Joandra missed Thanksgiving, and Joandra missed Christmas, and Joandra was about to miss New Year's when she finally quit stalling and just died.
"Well," said her husband, "at least that's that and we don't have to pay for her share of turkey anymore." But then he remembered that the day before New Year's was, in fact, his anniversary, and the guilt descended upon him.
So the husband went out to the jewelry store to see what he could see.
"For a dead woman?" the jewelry store clerk said. "I don't think we specifically carry adornments for corpses. But I'll see what I can find. What sort of a woman was she?"
The husband
Shotgun Weddings and Angry Brides: A Zombie TaleOf Shotgun Weddings and Angry Brides: A Tale of ZombiesShotgun Weddings and Angry Brides: A Zombie Tale by ~theGhostofElvis
Upon her death Molly Brown felt a jolt, followed by a jumping sensation, and then absolutely nothing for what felt like about fifteen seconds. This was just long enough to come to terms with the fact that she was dead, and that she would never see another sunset or feel the warm summer breeze rustling through her long brown hair or pet a warm fuzzy puppy on the head. It made Molly Brown very sad indeed.
And then Molly sat up, dusting a lot of dirt off of her wedding dress, and found herself on green fresh cut grass. A good hardy breeze, slightly stale from pollution, brushed her face
JokerHave you ever heard of laughter?Joker by ~egotisticaltwit
And it's healing power?
You'll feel it straight in the neck
As you laugh yourself to death.
See my sheepish grin
In the city of sin.
Killing in more ways than one,
Putting a happy face on.
You thought I was kidding?
THEN THE JOKE'S ON YOU.
Because chaos
Puts a smile on my face.
Chaos always
Puts a smile on my face.
There's beauty in brutality,
This ridiculous reality.
Such hateful hysteria
Coming to your area.
Jacks, Kings, and Queens
Have nothing on me.
Need no diamonds or hearts,
Just deviant art.
You thought I was kidding?
THEN THE JOKE'S ON YOU.
Because chaos
Puts a smile on my fac
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